Tea Over IP!
The internet is great for most things, catching up with friends across the world, sending photos and video to family you don’t see very often, and not to mention the endless kittens and naked ladies. However, some things are just done better face to face - like being able to make someone a nice cup of tea.
No longer! Our patented* Tea-Over-IP technology means you can now make someone a brew, regardless of how far away they sit. Just enter your details, and their details, and we’ll send them a hot steaming beverage lickety-split, all from your very own keyboard.
* Not really.